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2026-01-18

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Dave started the day with a cheerful message, playfully lamenting the absence of dreams but reassuring Sam that she was on his mind. He mentioned his gym session, expressing a lack of motivation but hoping for her a more energized morning. Sam responded warmly, sharing her own restful night and curiosity about Dave's gym experience, to which he replied it was decent, though not spectacular.

As their conversation flowed, Sam expressed reluctance about an upcoming class, while Dave encouraged her to go, promising she'd feel accomplished afterward. They then exchanged amusing anecdotes about their dreams, with Sam recalling a competition featuring The Hulk, which left Dave chuckling at the absurdity of it all.

Their banter continued, filled with playful teasing and affection, with Dave admitting to moments of distraction caused by Sam. As they discussed upcoming plans, they shared excitement about being together in a week, with Sam humorously noting the need to stay "naughty" until then. They both reminisced about their past experiences with workouts and medications, showing a deeper understanding of each other's lives.

The conversation shifted to a more serious note as they discussed their relationships with others, including Sam's mention of Christian and Dave's relationship with Juliet. Both expressed feelings of discomfort at the thought of each other having date nights, revealing the complexity of their emotions.

As the day progressed, they touched on various subjects, ranging from their fitness routines to the challenges of managing family life. They also playfully explored topics like edibles and alcohol, revealing their shared senses of humor and understanding of each other’s quirks.

In a tender moment, Dave professed his love for Sam, affirming the depth of their connection after years of mutual feelings. Their dialogue was laced with affection, laughter, and a hint of flirtation, reflecting a bond that had grown over time.

As the evening drew to a close, they continued to share light-hearted jokes and reflections on their past, leaving the conversation on a sweet note before bidding each other goodnight. Their exchange was a blend of affection, humor, and a shared anticipation for the time they would finally be together again.

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── 06:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Good morning sunshine Unfortunately I didn't have any wet dreams last night, but I did go to sleep thinking about you and wake up thinking about you and we'll continue thinking about you throughout the day So I'm at the gym I'm glad I didn't drink last night. I don't feel bad. I just don't feel very motivated. But I hope your morning is different and you have a great workout and that sets the tone for the rest of the day and I am looking forward to talking to you and I love you

<b>Dave:</b> Ffs, I can’t even leave you a quick, SFW voice message without getting hard 🤦‍♂️🥵

── 09:00 ──

<b>Sam:</b> And loved this

<b>Sam:</b> Good morning love

<b>Sam:</b> I slept like a damn rock

<b>Sam:</b> How was the gym?

<b>Dave:</b> Awesome!

<b>Dave:</b> That you slept good

<b>Dave:</b> Gym was ok too. Not awesome though lol

<b>Sam:</b> Yea I don’t want to go to this class

<b>Sam:</b> Blahhh

<b>Dave:</b> Do it!

<b>Dave:</b> You’ll be glad you did

<b>Sam:</b> I ammmmmm

<b>Sam:</b> Man I had some wild dreams last night but I don’t really remember anything

<b>Sam:</b> I think I was in like a competition though

<b>Sam:</b> Like an athletic one

<b>Sam:</b> Which is hilarious

<b>Sam:</b> I think The Hulk from the Avengers was in it too 😂

<b>Dave:</b> lol, jeez

<b>Dave:</b> Too bad you don’t remember more

<b>Sam:</b> No doubt. Bc I don’t even remember if I won the competition! 🤪

<b>Sam:</b> Oh then I got up around 5 to take the dogs out, then went back to sleep and in the next dream, I had SEVEN cats

<b>Sam:</b> And my sister (but she was not my sister in real life) was watching them all when I went out of town

<b>Dave:</b> Lmao

<b>Dave:</b> Jan 18, 2026  9:27:00 AM wtf is going in there 🧠
wtf is going on in there 🧠

<b>Sam:</b> 🤷‍♀️

<b>Sam:</b> Anyway. Miss youuuu

<b>Sam:</b> And loved this


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<b>Dave:</b> I miss you!

<b>Dave:</b> And yeah, I had to sit in the car and listen to my audiobook for another 5-10 mins before I could walk in 🤣

<b>Sam:</b> I would have just gone back home at that point LOL

<b>Sam:</b> I would have just gone back home at that point LOL

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<b>Dave:</b> Maybe I should start wearing a jock/cup everywhere lol

<b>Sam:</b> Well we will both be getting some MUCH needed release in ONE WEEK!!! 🥳🥳

<b>Dave:</b> Yes!!! You’ll be headed to the airport right about now right?

<b>Sam:</b> I’ll be in the airport right now

<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> I’m going to bring a book or work shit to distract me

<b>Sam:</b> OMG I have to remember to still bring work shit and work clothes

<b>Sam:</b> To pretend lol

<b>Dave:</b> Omg that’s a good call!!

<b>Sam:</b> You can’t forget YOUR work shit either

<b>Dave:</b> But why distract yourself?? Let the fire keep burning right up until the point I enter you 🫠

<b>Sam:</b> But it’ll be so long until I actually see you!!! 😭

<b>Dave:</b> Its going to be the shortest amount of time it has been up to that point…

<b>Dave:</b> It’s currently a week away and we’re sexting for most of every day lol

<b>Dave:</b> I want your panties to be soaked through when I pull them off 🤤

<b>Sam:</b> But it’ll be so long until I actually see you!!! 😭
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<b>Sam:</b> You can’t forget YOUR work shit either

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<b>Dave:</b> Its going to be the shortest amount of time it has been up to that point…
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<b>Dave:</b> It’s currently a week away and we’re sexting for most of every day lol
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<b>Sam:</b> Are you going to walk around with a hard dick all day?

<b>Sam:</b> 🤪

<b>Dave:</b> Uh… yeah

<b>Sam:</b> No. Bc you’re going to think of distractions lolol

── 10:00 ──

<b>Sam:</b> How often do you and Juliet talk on the phone?

<b>Dave:</b> Never

<b>Dave:</b> Hbu?

<b>Sam:</b> Never?!?

<b>Sam:</b> What if there’s something to discuss?!  lol

<b>Dave:</b> And why do you ask?

<b>Dave:</b> Do you and Christian talk frequently?

<b>Dave:</b> There’s never anything to discuss 🤷‍♂️

<b>Sam:</b> Hold on - rushing to get ready bc SOMEONE has been distracting me 🤪

<b>Sam:</b> When I’m out of town typically twice-ish a day.

<b>Dave:</b> For what? Just to chat

<b>Dave:</b> Trying to figure out how that’s going to work?

<b>Sam:</b> I mean I’ll just go out in the hallway I don’t care lol

<b>Sam:</b> Even when I’m home maybe once a day - to talk logistics about shit or to tell about something particularly stupid about the day

<b>Dave:</b> Do you call him or does he call you?

<b>Sam:</b> Either

<b>Sam:</b> I mean I’ll just go out in the hallway I don’t care lol
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<b>Sam:</b> Either
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<b>Dave:</b> Juliet and I aren’t typically in touch throughout the day

<b>Sam:</b> Ok but in THIS case

<b>Sam:</b> Where you’re driving 4 hours away 🙄 lol

<b>Dave:</b> Nah same

<b>Sam:</b> No good night, good morning, made it safe, nada?

<b>Dave:</b> Txt

<b>Sam:</b> Kk

<b>Dave:</b> Have a good workout baby!

<b>Sam:</b> Blahhhh

<b>Sam:</b> But thank you 😘

<b>Sam:</b> If this guy makes me run…🤬

── 11:00 ──

<b>Sam:</b> No running  woo hooooo!!

<b>Sam:</b> But…burpees. Which I also despise

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah burpees are way worse

<b>Dave:</b> Did you throw up?

<b>Sam:</b> Ew no! I’ve never thrown up from working out.

<b>Sam:</b> Also. I meant to ask, wtf is this supposed to be lol

<b>Sam:</b> Also I tweaked my back on the very last set. Ugh

<b>Sam:</b> Ew no! I’ve never thrown up from working out.

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<b>Sam:</b> Also. I meant to ask, wtf is this supposed to be lol
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<b>Dave:</b> Nothing in particular. I was messing around with it last night… I think I was trying to creat something else but I ended up with that and thought it was pretty cool

<b>Dave:</b> And look! I just got to use it 😁

<b>Sam:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Yeah, so I've never thrown up from working out. Fuck no I hate throwing up and I've only thrown up one time ever from drinking too much and that was whenever I went to a wedding and we went out and had shot after shot after shot of rumple mints. Afterwards and I completely blacked out and then yeah threw up a lot, but never again also like with working out I'm more likely to pass out than I am to throw up, but I've also never passed out then close one and that's when I just stop and like just breathe for a long time but yeah, I have no desire to push myself

<b>Sam:</b> Also. I’m starting to cough. What if one of us is sick next week!!!! 😱

You can take care of me 😂

<b>Sam:</b> Kiddingggggg

<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Never passed out from working out, but I have thrown up from working out a bunch of times Oh yeah if I'm just reading your messages I'm coming in. I would totally take care of you. Well, it wouldn't surprise me if I get sick too because both of the kids are sick so I've been like it. Just a car convenience this morning. I was like oh fuck do I just go ahead and like get them to spit in my face so I get sick now and can get over it or just hope I don't get it or or what I don't know so there's that But yeah, back to the original point I am Oh yeah, throwing up a bunch of times usually Back in my days I didn't even actually I just threw up last time. I did jiu-jitsu with Dominic last time I went to Nebraska. We went to roll with Nolan, my old coach and friend and then I roll with Dominic and threw up like hard-core. I ran out, ran outside and puked like a gallons. It was gross. I mean I guess it actually was all just water and I don't know what's going on. I guess just cause I haven't trained in so long.

<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] It's funny sometimes I actually get horny when I'm sick So God knows what that would be like now with you, but yeah, I mean as long as you can fuck sick doesn't matter to me back again

<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] But also just so I don't sound like a total pig like that might have I would definitely just sit in a room with you sick and take care of you if that's what happens and be 100% happy

<b>Sam:</b> You redeemed yourself 🤪

<b>Sam:</b> Both your kids are sick!!! Ah my goddd lol

<b>Sam:</b> Get them to spit in your face 😂😂

<b>Sam:</b> I guesssss I’d take care of you too

<b>Sam:</b> OK with burpees, I don’t actually go all the way down to do the push up thing lol

<b>Sam:</b> Omg! I didn’t even know you did BJJ semi recently

<b>Sam:</b> You redeemed yourself 🤪

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<b>Dave:</b> Yeah, last time we visited Dominic drug me to a morning class

<b>Sam:</b> That was just like a few months ago wasn’t it?

<b>Dave:</b> Idek

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah

<b>Sam:</b> Good for you!

<b>Sam:</b> I mean not the throwing up part but the going and doing the thing part

<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> All clean shaven!

<b>Dave:</b> Haha, I noticed that too

<b>Dave:</b> July 19

<b>Sam:</b> Right around my bday

<b>Sam:</b> I can’t keep up with when you do and don’t have facial hair 🤪

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<b>Dave:</b> either

── 11:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> 17th right?

<b>Dave:</b> Your bday

<b>Dave:</b> What is your Google account email? It’s for authentication to the SoftCopy site - still under construction. But I’m setting up security now

<b>Sam:</b> I’m shooketh you remember

<b>Sam:</b> There’s a whole SITE?!?

<b>Sam:</b> oh my lawdddd I love it.

<b>Dave:</b> There’s gonna be

<b>Sam:</b> sjwillis5060@gmail.com

<b>Sam:</b> Do I need to audit the security controls?

<b>Sam:</b> 😉

<b>Dave:</b> Hehehe

<b>Dave:</b> It’s cloudflare zero trust so I’m pretty sure they got it under control 😉

<b>Sam:</b> Hmm

<b>Sam:</b> Also

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> Netflix. Remote. $920k a year?  Let’s goooooooo

── 12:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> Omg!

── 13:00 ──

<b>Sam:</b> Oh I meant to send you this yesterday

<b>Sam:</b> shared a movie

<b>Sam:</b> Zander texted me yesterday. His mom and Steve, the old rich man she’s with, got a new puppy

<b>Dave:</b> Hehehehe what a pretty boi

<b>Sam:</b> Adorable

<b>Dave:</b> Expensive with all those features 😅

<b>Dave:</b> Merle, full ghost eyes

<b>Sam:</b> No doubt

<b>Sam:</b> Just thinking of molly and Zander’s mom again. Ugh.

<b>Sam:</b> What a joke

<b>Dave:</b> Lmao

<b>Dave:</b> She’s a mess from what I recall

<b>Sam:</b> I haven’t talked or seen her in a couple yrs Atleast

<b>Sam:</b> Mollys bday is at the end of this month so I’m going to take Zander and Molly out then

<b>Dave:</b> You’re so sweet

<b>Dave:</b> Such a great mommy 😊

<b>Sam:</b> Ha you’re sweet but no this is long overdue. I haven’t them in so long I’ve been pretty shitty 😭

<b>Sam:</b> Haven’t made it a priority

<b>Dave:</b> Eh… I mean, like… how long are you supposed to stay in their life 😅

And nothing on the mommy comment?? 🤪

<b>Sam:</b> I have no idea lol

<b>Sam:</b> And I’m not a mommy! So I chose to ignore it lol

<b>Sam:</b> But if you must know, it gave me the ick lololol

<b>Dave:</b> I was expecting some kind of sassy retort

<b>Sam:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Yeah, whatever like biological thing most women have going on with them you know where the thought of being I just saw your message or the thought of being a Bob like does something to them internally yeah I don't have that But Yeah, I honestly it also just brought back like memories of after Chad died and I was like doing it all by myself that I was like totally parenting by myself, but trying to maintain some siblings to normal with them Yet things were obviously very different such a mess. I haven't really thought about that time in a long time, but like I feel it internally now anyway that was a ramp, but the other thing about the mommy comment is sometimes Christian refers to Kai as our daughter because Kai and I act similar. And that also gives me the egg. Yeah, I did not further raise her any of those things she's not my daughter I don't know. Makes me feel like a total fraud.

<b>Sam:</b> Driving so the sassiness is restrained. So sorry to disappoint 🤪

<b>Sam:</b> I am literally 2 mins from the storage unit and traffic is standing still bc some sort of police shit. Ffs

<b>Dave:</b> Well… here’s something for you to do

<b>Dave:</b> https://dclutter1.cloudflareaccess.com/cdn-cgi/access/login/softcopy.dc3d.me?kid=48d062fbb8060b9b269cb65ddf7d1e4c17615dfad7824247da8e3647e0da27c2&amp;meta=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJSUzI1NiIsImtpZCI6ImIxNTA3NWU0MDQ0MjU3MDhjY2JkZGJhNzY2YTlhOTRiMGMyYWFiNzBhODBjNDRiOTI3ZGNjMzRiNzhhNjdkMjAifQ.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.fR5SALoxNbfGhRxnYyqdvc4iXPkjMXc4OS9vowKgJvvBX0btl82dh3M6zRf9V6s7H1eEzI0UNAYuxS-yiC-AQgjCzEElVv4qrf9AOrmkgsyemcgzzW0AnkpsCvtAKkyGoxOqszV7C5-AXFO5ZcA6WotjYRT0XUw6DqePItds-y8pQXnRqJyVGqtxX98lbrHLu_DMl2db68-aUNhgGreFYCFZUzzs87z48IgZoX7I37NWQ92fsgF2QdPwD0oZKWPnjWtamNrDS6OLLzwUquNvfyKnpH6LLiOL-ztAKLw1HezWBtfPemVWgKDDLxH7x1au7Yr5vqW5A5mpVkt022HekA&amp;redirect_url=%2F
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<b>Dave:</b> See if you can sign in and access the site

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> Fail

<b>Sam:</b> Did you spell my email correctly 🤪

<b>Dave:</b> Hmmm

── 14:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> Give it a try now

<b>Sam:</b> Worked!!

<b>Dave:</b> Still in traffic?

<b>Sam:</b> Just unloaded shit in storage unit. Getting ready to head back home to load more shit 😒

<b>Dave:</b> How are you feeling? Still coughing?

<b>Dave:</b> Or was that just from the workout?

<b>Sam:</b> I think it was just from inhaling too much air during cardio lolol

<b>Sam:</b> I’m pretty annoyed we aren’t doing *waves arms around* all this like 3 yrs ago when I was actually in shape

<b>Sam:</b> 🙄

<b>Dave:</b> You look like you’re in amazing shape

<b>Sam:</b> 🙄

<b>Dave:</b> Take compliments goddamnit!

<b>Sam:</b> lol. But compliments are so weirdddd

<b>Dave:</b> Haha, I get it

<b>Sam:</b> I’ll try to do better

<b>Sam:</b> I’m fucking awkward dude lol

<b>Dave:</b> Jan 18, 2026  2:20:27 PM I’ll giving them though. You don’t have to take them 😘
I’ll keep giving them though. You don’t have to take them 😘

<b>Dave:</b> Shutup, you do great

<b>Sam:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Mr. Ryberry texted my family this morning and I was like hey I have my Wellbutrin check out tomorrow so everybody remind me what dosage you're on so I can compare and like you know multiple people respond back with their dosage and then my brother Just one I was like fucking drugged up

<b>Sam:</b> Omg the transcript that it makes just goes to show that my voice is something else lol.

<b>Dave:</b> Lol.. yeah who is Mr. Ryberry?

<b>Sam:</b> Lolol

<b>Sam:</b> I said “this reminds me”

<b>Dave:</b> Lmao

<b>Dave:</b> Bupropion 150
Fluoxetine 10

<b>Sam:</b> What’s the second one?

<b>Dave:</b> Prozac

<b>Sam:</b> 10???? What’s even the point!

<b>Sam:</b> Ooooo

<b>Dave:</b> Just different dosing

<b>Sam:</b> But that’s on an as needed right?

<b>Dave:</b> No, all the time

<b>Dave:</b> No ssri is as needed. They all need time to get in your system

<b>Sam:</b> I have something that is as needed. I’ll have to look

<b>Sam:</b> It’s for anxiety though.

<b>Sam:</b> And basically just makes you go to sleep lol

<b>Sam:</b> Also seems like 150 of the Wellbutrin is what everyone has

<b>Sam:</b> I have something that is as needed. I’ll have to look
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<b>Dave:</b> Yeah it’s the lowest/starting dose

<b>Sam:</b> It’s for anxiety though.
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<b>Dave:</b> Yeah

<b>Sam:</b> And basically just makes you go to sleep lol
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<b>Dave:</b> Different mechanism

<b>Sam:</b> OK what other meds do you take daily

<b>Dave:</b> Heh… the whole reason I’m Prozac again is kinda funny. Or not lol, depends on how you look at it.

Basically it cranks up serotonin, which puts a brake on the ejaculation reflex in the spinal cord or whatever. So when I came off it my serotonin signaling rebounded, the brake came off too fast, and it gave me PE 🤦‍♂️

Like, no control whatsoever lol. And it never came back, after like 6+ months so I went back on the low dose and that was enough to fix it

<b>Dave:</b> Plus it’s good for the psych aspect anyway. It’s a super low dose

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<b>Sam:</b> Hey baby - quick side note

<b>Sam:</b> But this time, next week….

<b>Dave:</b> I take Adderall XR 20 (extended release), that gives me acid reflux so I take Omeprazole, Claritin, Meloxicam which is an anti inflammatory that’s easier on your kidneys than aleve for every day use

<b>Sam:</b> Your cock will be inside of me 😱

<b>Dave:</b> Omg it will!!

<b>Dave:</b> Or at least getting close

<b>Dave:</b> Fuck you’re so sexy when you talk dirty 🫠

<b>Dave:</b> …type.. dirty

<b>Dave:</b> What time does your flight land again?

<b>Sam:</b> 1:24

<b>Dave:</b> And  what do you take besides Wellbutrin

<b>Sam:</b> 100mg Sertraline

<b>Dave:</b> Oh! I thought it was a little later than that

<b>Dave:</b> Awesome

<b>Dave:</b> Make sure you eat something so you’re not too hangry for sex 🤭

<b>Sam:</b> Oooo you’re right!!!

<b>Sam:</b> We definitely don’t want that

<b>Sam:</b> 100mg Sertraline
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<b>Sam:</b> Oooo you’re right!!!
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<b>Sam:</b> We definitely don’t want that
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<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> Tired, hungry, or over stimulated = not fun Sam 😂

<b>Dave:</b> We don’t need that

<b>Sam:</b> I’m kidding. I’ll be on my best behavior 🤪

<b>Sam:</b> Hopefully

<b>Dave:</b> I’ll take whatever behavior you got baby

<b>Sam:</b> You really are a sweetheart ❤️

<b>Dave:</b> ☺️

<b>Sam:</b> I am so so excited to be with you

<b>Dave:</b> I can’t wait to see you in all your troll-y, nerdy, bum-y, goofy, and now hangry, tired, and over-stimulated splendor

Normal

<b>Sam:</b> Be so careful what you wish for 😘😂

<b>Dave:</b> I have a running list

<b>Sam:</b> Of my multiple personalities?

<b>Sam:</b> Of my multiple personalities?
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<b>Dave:</b> Hahaha

<b>Dave:</b> I know! I’m so excited too

<b>Dave:</b> I still get butterflies every time I think about it

<b>Sam:</b> You make me extremely fucking horny and giddy…but you also make me really calm

<b>Dave:</b> I have them right now ☺️

<b>Dave:</b> Calm eh?

<b>Sam:</b> Yea, like hopefully I can relax and not be freaking out the whole time! But if anyone can get me there, it’s you lol

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<b>Dave:</b> too. And then random straight surges of fire in the pit of my stomach

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<b>Dave:</b> Lots of that too FOR SURE

<b>Sam:</b> Yea, like hopefully I can relax and not be freaking out the whole time! But if anyone can get me there, it’s you lol
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<b>Dave:</b> I love that 🥲

<b>Sam:</b> I love you ❤️

<b>Dave:</b> More butter

<b>Dave:</b> Flies

<b>Sam:</b> Thanks for putting up with me

<b>Dave:</b> And I love you

<b>Dave:</b> lol “putting up” with you. Baby, the pleasure is all mine 🥰

<b>Dave:</b> CAN

<b>Dave:</b> NOT

<b>Dave:</b> WAIT

<b>Sam:</b> 💯

<b>Sam:</b> Also. I’m really liking the new site ❤️

Four years of wanting, of loving you in secret, of hearing about your bad days and wanting to be the solution, drove me into you with one deep, claiming stroke.

<b>Sam:</b> “You’re here,” he said, his voice a rough caress. He dropped his bag, the door swinging shut with a definitive thud that sealed them in.
“I had to get out,” she breathed, the words tumbling out. “He was on one last night, and this morning, and I just… I cleaned the goddamn spice rack, Dave.”

<b>Sam:</b> Ok that last line has me audibly laughing

<b>Sam:</b> Bahahahaha

<b>Dave:</b> That reminds me… I’m also working on some options to create some more variation in the outputs because I’ve noticed some reoccurring themes lol

<b>Sam:</b> Bc it is VERY realistic lol

<b>Dave:</b> LMAO

<b>Dave:</b> It picked up on your cleaning lol. I love this

<b>Sam:</b> Oh it definitely did. That’s like the entire theme lmao

<b>Dave:</b> Oh is it? I haven’t read it yet. Too busy vibe coding lol

<b>Sam:</b> He broke the kiss, his lips trailing down her jaw to her throat. “Tell me what you need, Sam.”
“You,” she gasped, her head falling back. “Just you. I need to not think. I need to feel.”
A low growl rumbled in his chest. His hands slid from her face, down her sides, coming to rest possessively on the curve of her ass. He squeezed, hard, the pressure a delicious shock that made her cry out.

<b>Sam:</b> I love these stories. 🔥

<b>Sam:</b> The distance still waited, and the complications hadn’t vanished. But here, in this stolen room, they had found their control. They had built a sanctuary, not with order, but with the beautiful, chaotic wreckage of their need. And for now, it was enough.

😭

<b>Sam:</b> Today’s seemed more romantic/gentle than some of the other days, even the NSFW hard one 😉

<b>Dave:</b> It depends on the chat contents to so I wonder what we talked about yesterday 🤔.

<b>Sam:</b> Frustration with Christian

<b>Dave:</b> Must have been light on kink 🤭

<b>Dave:</b> Ahh that’s right!

<b>Sam:</b> We cover a lot of ground every day 😂

── 16:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> What are we going to be doing 7 days from now?

<b>Dave:</b> Taking a nap? 😋

<b>Sam:</b> Hmmm maybe

<b>Sam:</b> Oh man I haven’t really gotten past us having sex 😂😂

<b>Dave:</b> Hahaha right?!

<b>Sam:</b> Like I have but I haven’t. The sex is at the forefront 😂

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah everything else has been like an afterthought

<b>Sam:</b> I think we will end up talking for quite awhile

<b>Sam:</b> Maybe

<b>Sam:</b> Why are you Xing me!! lol

<b>Dave:</b> Because we’re not maybe going to talk for quite a while 😝

<b>Dave:</b> We definitely are

<b>Sam:</b> Do you typically get tired after sex though?

<b>Dave:</b> Nah

<b>Dave:</b> Unless it’s time for bed

<b>Dave:</b> Then, I’m out

<b>Dave:</b> You?

<b>Sam:</b> Fuck if I know. It’s been years 😂😂😂

<b>Dave:</b> Lmao

<b>Dave:</b> Years

<b>Sam:</b> Ha kidding. Kind of. Ummm 🤔 typically I am not tired bc I’m thinking of all the other shit I have to do.

<b>Sam:</b> But when I’m out of town with nothing else pressing me for time, then I could probably nap lol

<b>Sam:</b> And yea at bed time, good night 😴

<b>Dave:</b> 🥰

<b>Sam:</b> Dude on crazy night I had NO water and I thought I was going to die

<b>Sam:</b> That can’t happen again lol

── 17:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah for sure

<b>Dave:</b> We’ll definitely need to stay hydrated 😉

<b>Sam:</b> Just dropped Christian off at a bar to watch the football game with a buddy. Too bad I’m having to be abstinent 😭

<b>Dave:</b> You don’t have to be 😉

<b>Dave:</b> Was his buddy doing it for you??

<b>Sam:</b> You idiot

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> No bc I have time alone. To think about youuuuu

<b>Dave:</b> 🤦‍♂️

<b>Sam:</b> And how your mouth will feel on me

<b>Sam:</b> And your hands

<b>Sam:</b> And how your dick will taste 🤤🤤

<b>Dave:</b> You don’t have to be 😉
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<b>Sam:</b> I don’t want punishment!! lol

<b>Dave:</b> It’s just a selfie

<b>Dave:</b> A naughty one 😈

<b>Sam:</b> Doesn’t matter. We made a deal

<b>Sam:</b> You WANT the naughty selfie

<b>Dave:</b> I just want you to be happy

<b>Sam:</b> I’ll be happy having amazing orgasms with you

<b>Sam:</b> 😉

<b>Dave:</b> Mmmmm I can’t want

<b>Dave:</b> Hope I can live up to the hype 😅

<b>Sam:</b> Ha I hope I can too!!

But I suspect it will be 🔥🎆🥵 because it’s you ❤️

── 18:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> I’m sure 😌😍

<b>Sam:</b> I atleast get a hug when we first see each other right? 😜

<b>Sam:</b> Is that a yes?!?! lol

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah, at least

<b>Sam:</b> Should iiiiii have alcohol tonight or make brownies? 🤷‍♀️

<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo

<b>Dave:</b> I was just wondering the same

<b>Dave:</b> I mean not the brownies..
Laughed by Dave

<b>Sam:</b> Oh yea? Alcohol and brownies for you, too? Lol

<b>Sam:</b> Why does it put my emoji on the wrong fucking text like every single time 🤬

<b>Dave:</b> Are you sure you aren’t already drinking

<b>Sam:</b> Yea yeaaaa

<b>Sam:</b> I really need to save all my booze consumption until I’m with you bc I know how bad of an influence you are

<b>Sam:</b> Jan 18, 2026  6:27:01 PM Too bad recreational weed isn’t legal here. Fucking Texas.
Too bad recreational weed isn’t legal there. Fucking Texas.

<b>Dave:</b> I mean… I doooo have some edibles

<b>Sam:</b> How old!!

<b>Dave:</b> Not very

<b>Dave:</b> They’re still good for sure

<b>Sam:</b> Sativa or indica

<b>Sam:</b> Oh man I haven’t had edibles in 3.5 yrs? Maybe longer

<b>Dave:</b> Doesn’t it really matter 😉

<b>Sam:</b> Yes it does!!

<b>Sam:</b> Sativa makes me horny and….pensive. 😂 Indica makes me go to bed lol

<b>Dave:</b> ….pensive?

<b>Sam:</b> Oh I get into deeepppp thoughts

<b>Sam:</b> They probably don’t even make any sense but they are there lol

<b>Dave:</b> Hahahah

<b>Dave:</b> Yes sweetie, that’s what weed does

<b>Sam:</b> lol. Fuck off

<b>Sam:</b> But do you like to actually talk when you’re high or are you just sitting there. Dead eyes??? lol

<b>Dave:</b> They’re hybrid

<b>Dave:</b> And I can go either way. I’ll match whatever weird energy you bring

<b>Sam:</b> Lmao

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Dave:</b> Lololol

<b>Dave:</b> I have 2 packs. Hope much do you usually take?

<b>Sam:</b> Jesus, like 1 if that!

<b>Sam:</b> Of an edible??

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah

<b>Dave:</b> They’re 100 mg packs

<b>Sam:</b> Are they gummies or what?

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah

<b>Sam:</b> I have no memory of how much I used to take.

<b>Sam:</b> Like 1/2 or 3/4 a gummy I feel but I can’t remember how many mg it was

<b>Dave:</b> I eat a whole pack at least

<b>Sam:</b> So this is fucking insane lol

<b>Sam:</b> WHAT???

<b>Dave:</b> 😅

<b>Sam:</b> Are you drinking alcohol too? Bc I’ve never had gummies without also drinking

<b>Dave:</b> I’m down for whatever baby

<b>Dave:</b> A couple packs of gummies, bottle of tequila… I think we figured out our Monday!!

<b>Sam:</b> No tequila for me 🤮 but vodka works!

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah I didn’t think you were into tequila

<b>Sam:</b> Tooooo many bad memories and hangovers lol

<b>Sam:</b> Ok I just looked back. I also used to get 100mg packs

<b>Sam:</b> So this is fucking insane lol
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<b>Dave:</b> Nahh

<b>Sam:</b> No tequila for me 🤮 but vodka works!
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<b>Dave:</b> I’m a pro

<b>Sam:</b> When’s the last time you got high

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah I didn’t think you were into tequila
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<b>Sam:</b> Tooooo many bad memories and hangovers lol
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<b>Dave:</b> It’s been a while

── 19:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> I think it’s been since last May

<b>Dave:</b> Ditch slap

<b>Sam:</b> Ooo the thing you go to NM for?

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah

<b>Dave:</b> Which is in May

<b>Dave:</b> If you have any friends to visit there

<b>Sam:</b> Sigh. Let’s see what imaginary friend I can conjure up lol

<b>Dave:</b> You gotta start planting the seeds now 😉

<b>Sam:</b> What are you going to do when I move back to the Midwest? You’re going to have to visit imaginary friends in Indianapolis lol

<b>Dave:</b> Wink wink

<b>Sam:</b> Oh you think you’re still going to be into me by the time May rolls around? 😉

<b>Dave:</b> We’ve been circling the same truth I’ve only admitted aloud once, drunk. It holds true sober, and it’s the answer to every question at the beginning of this chapter.

Sam, I love you.

<b>Sam:</b> Your last chapter ❤️

<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo

<b>Dave:</b> …It’s been 4+ years

<b>Sam:</b> Sigh. Let’s see what imaginary friend I can conjure up lol

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<b>Dave:</b> We’ve been circling the same truth I’ve only admitted aloud once, drunk. It holds true sober, and it’s the answer to every question at the beginning of this chapter.

Sam, I love you.

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<b>Dave:</b> You gotta start planting the seeds now 😉
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<b>Sam:</b> Your last chapter ❤️
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<b>Sam:</b> What are you going to do when I move back to the Midwest? You’re going to have to visit imaginary friends in Indianapolis lol
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<b>Dave:</b> Uh… that’s exactly what I’m going to do

<b>Dave:</b> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq9JXXrhOt8
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<b>Sam:</b> Will have to watch soon. Currently watching Who the Fuck Did I Marry with Kai

<b>Dave:</b> I love this guy

<b>Dave:</b> Did you end up making a drink, or brownies?

<b>Sam:</b> Neither. Yet anyway. We just had pizza so now I’m full AF

<b>Dave:</b> Reason #19763947 I love you

<b>Dave:</b> Or both?

<b>Dave:</b> Why are you up to?

<b>Sam:</b> Will have to watch soon. Currently watching Who the Fuck Did I Marry with Kai

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<b>Sam:</b> Neither. Yet anyway. We just had pizza so now I’m full AF

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<b>Sam:</b> What are you up to

<b>Dave:</b> Frozen? Or did you get it somewhere?

<b>Dave:</b> I’m sitting in bed. Watching yt, thinking about you

<b>Sam:</b> Got it somewhere

<b>Dave:</b> Y’all have the kids?

<b>Sam:</b> Yea kids are here until Wednesday morning

<b>Dave:</b> Dont you have em next weekend too?

<b>Dave:</b> What’s the schedule

<b>Sam:</b> Every Sunday AM-Wednesday AM and every other Saturday

<b>Sam:</b> 50/50

<b>Dave:</b> Reason #19763947 I love you
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<b>Dave:</b> What’s happening with the car situation?

<b>Sam:</b> Nissan called and they said they should be in contact again by the 22nd

<b>Sam:</b> Lol why is that a reason why you love me?

<b>Dave:</b> That you like pizza?

<b>Sam:</b> Why is your shit green!

<b>Sam:</b> Ok now it’s better

<b>Dave:</b> Lol

<b>Dave:</b> Damn… easy!

<b>Dave:</b> I’m still on iOS

<b>Sam:</b> Nissan called and they said they should be in contact again by the 22nd

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<b>Sam:</b> Dude remind me later to tell you about this episode

<b>Dave:</b> Lol ok

<b>Dave:</b> I’ve probably seen it

<b>Sam:</b> Bitches are crazy

<b>Dave:</b> Did you watch that one about the foot doctor??

<b>Sam:</b> Your link didn’t send me to a specific episode. It was just the general show.

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo
Episode 6 is the one I’m watching now. Season 8.

<b>Dave:</b> Go back to that message and see if I also told you an episode number

<b>Dave:</b> I know Dr. Date Rape for sure

<b>Dave:</b> Can’t remember 6 but I’ve probably seen that whole season

<b>Sam:</b> Oh. You did. Hehehe

<b>Sam:</b> You told me to watch season 8 episode 1

<b>Dave:</b> Ahh ok

<b>Sam:</b> Ok this bitch is PSYCHOOOOO

<b>Dave:</b> ….aren’t they all 🙄

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> But also…yes

<b>Dave:</b> Lol

<b>Sam:</b> I actually. I prefer the term “slightly toxic” to describe myself lol

── 20:00 ──

<b>Sam:</b> Do you have any plans for tomorrow?

<b>Dave:</b> Nope

<b>Dave:</b> I might got the gym 🤷‍♂️

<b>Sam:</b> Dangit you’re reminding me. I should look to see what classes there are tomorrow

<b>Dave:</b> What time is you checkup?

<b>Sam:</b> 945

<b>Dave:</b> And where are you going shopping?

<b>Sam:</b> Lol probs just target. Who knows!

<b>Sam:</b> Ewww tomorrow is lower body

<b>Sam:</b> 945
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<b>Dave:</b> I’ll work your lower body 😏

<b>Sam:</b> OK you just gave me motivation to get my lower body to the gym so I can try to perk up my ass as much as possible in a week LOL

<b>Sam:</b> Lol probs just target. Who knows!
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<b>Dave:</b> You need to strengthen those adductors so you can pull your hips up into me when I cum

<b>Sam:</b> Ooo don’t you worry. 😉

<b>Sam:</b> OK you just gave me motivation to get my lower body to the gym so I can try to perk up my ass as much as possible in a week LOL

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<b>Sam:</b> Ooo don’t you worry. 😉

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<b>Sam:</b> Do you and Juliet make it a point to go on date nights semi regularly

<b>Dave:</b> No

<b>Dave:</b> You?

<b>Sam:</b> We used to but it’s been a long while. He recently brought it up that we should again. But we haven’t

<b>Dave:</b> What are you thoughts on that?

<b>Sam:</b> Im thinking that I don’t like the thought of you and Juliet having date nights 😂

And I’m thinking that I don’t really have much of a desire to have my own date nights.

<b>Dave:</b> That’s so funny…

<b>Dave:</b> I feel exactly the same way

<b>Sam:</b> 😘

<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo

<b>Sam:</b> Bahahaha this just came up on my feed

<b>Dave:</b> Lmao “an” edible 🤣

<b>Sam:</b> “An” is the correct grammar, no?

<b>Dave:</b> Yes, it’s correct grammar. I’m laughing because it implies a quantity of one.

<b>Sam:</b> One is more than enough!! Good lawddd

<b>Sam:</b> Did I ever tell you about the first time I got high?

<b>Dave:</b> I don’t think so

<b>Sam:</b> How I went in waves of laughing hysterically and bawling hysterically for about 10 minutes

<b>Dave:</b> How old were you?

<b>Sam:</b> And then my boyfriend at the time, Joe, had some facial hair and I was obsessed like laser focused on the hair on his chin and I told him that I wanted to die there

<b>Sam:</b> Bahahahaha

<b>Sam:</b> Im laughing my ass off just thinking about it

<b>Dave:</b> Lmao

<b>Sam:</b> This was like in 2017 or 2018 lol

<b>Dave:</b> I actually just laughed out loud too

<b>Dave:</b> Omg that was the first time you got high?

<b>Sam:</b> Yes!

<b>Sam:</b> I am a golden child, duh lol

<b>Dave:</b> Ahh, yes.

<b>Sam:</b> I hateddddd that first time. That’s one thing about edibles. The high is sooooo long

<b>Sam:</b> It didn’t help that I took them like around lunch time. So I was just traumatized for hours during the day vs being able to sleep it off lol

<b>Dave:</b> Hahaha

── 21:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> I remember bringing Ward back some gummies from a trip somewhere. This was before I’d gotten accustomed to them. I gave them to him at work. It was about 3pm. He opened them up right there at his desk and at all 10 of them at once lmao. I was blown away that he would do that at all much less at work

<b>Sam:</b> WHAT?!?

<b>Dave:</b> This was at TDA obvi. In the 20teens

<b>Sam:</b> Omfg

<b>Dave:</b> Ward was a fucking real ass pro

<b>Dave:</b> *is

<b>Sam:</b> That’s so crazy. Man i talk to ward often

<b>Sam:</b> I’m going to think of this now.

<b>Dave:</b> Do you really?

<b>Sam:</b> He should be nicer to me lol

<b>Sam:</b> Yes he’s one of my main stakeholders

<b>Dave:</b> Is not nice to you?!

<b>Sam:</b> Lol he usually is but we got annoyed with each other a few weeks ago about something

<b>Dave:</b> Tell him we’re good friends

<b>Sam:</b> Or atleast I got annoyed with him 😂

<b>Dave:</b> He’ll be nice

<b>Dave:</b> Lol

<b>Sam:</b> Hmmm we will see

<b>Dave:</b> We used to be real tight

<b>Sam:</b> “Hey Ward, you know Dave Clutter right? Well he’s my work husband and my secret fuck buddy. So be nice to me, you twat!” Lol

<b>Dave:</b> We still talk from time to time, and I try to catch up with him for a visit whenever I’m in Omaha

<b>Sam:</b> And remind me - you know Evan too right?

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah. But fuck that guy.

<b>Sam:</b> Lol

<b>Dave:</b> He’s a pos

<b>Sam:</b> I talk to Evan like every week

<b>Dave:</b> Total garbage person

<b>Sam:</b> What do you mean!!!

<b>Dave:</b> I wouldn’t piss down his neck if his stomach was on fire

<b>Sam:</b> Stop it!!!

<b>Sam:</b> Yes you would lol

<b>Dave:</b> Lol

<b>Dave:</b> Actually laughing out loud again

<b>Sam:</b> Asshole lol

<b>Dave:</b> He and I did not get along

<b>Sam:</b> He’s very PC. With me anyway

<b>Dave:</b> Yeah, he knows how to behave. But he’s very chauvinistic, and like, alt-right-y.

<b>Sam:</b> Yea I believe it

<b>Dave:</b> At least he was. I shouldn’t make assumptions about his current state.

<b>Dave:</b> And to be fair, we made up and found some common ground in last year or two before I left.

<b>Sam:</b> How long were you at TDA again? Before the acquisition

<b>Dave:</b> And by common ground, I mean we didn’t talk about politics or really anything involving values or morals.

<b>Dave:</b> There were a couple times I got up out of my seat and started towards him… Stupid Anthony saved his ass (and my job lol) by darting in between us and ushering me away - one of the worst times

<b>Sam:</b> Men and their testosterone 🙄

<b>Dave:</b> In fact that, that was the time he realized I wasn’t to be fucked with.

<b>Dave:</b> He pushed my buttons

<b>Sam:</b> About politics?

<b>Sam:</b> That’s actually kind of hot

<b>Sam:</b> Which is also annoying lol

<b>Sam:</b> About politics?
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<b>Dave:</b> About anything. I don’t even remember what started it that time but he would do this thing where he’d keep talking shit like he was big fucking man - while he was turning away and siting down.

<b>Dave:</b> And that time I lost it a little bit

<b>Dave:</b> Change o topic though… The Pit season 2 is out!!

<b>Dave:</b> You watched the first season right?

<b>Sam:</b> Ok I never watched season 1. Like it was on while Christian watched it but I never watched fully paid attention

<b>Sam:</b> But I know it was great

<b>Sam:</b> There’s only a couple episodes out though so far right?

<b>Dave:</b> I don’t know… we watched the first 2 earlier and I didn’t notice.

<b>Dave:</b> Season 1 was soooo good

<b>Dave:</b> So intense!

<b>Sam:</b> And like all that shit in a 24 hr period

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<b>Sam:</b> It’s meeeee!! The troll vibes!!

<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo
Yaaaaaaaaay 😒

<b>Sam:</b> Oh. The picture. Lol

<b>Dave:</b> LMAO… Adam Sandler

<b>Sam:</b> WHY are you logged out of IG. Ugh

<b>Dave:</b> I happen to think that’s pretty sexy 🤷‍♂️

<b>Sam:</b> And THIS is reason # 14543465 why I love you

<b>Dave:</b> I haven’t logged INto IG in years

<b>Dave:</b> Or FB

<b>Sam:</b> And THIS is reason # 14543465 why I love you

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<b>Sam:</b> Oh. The picture. Lol

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── 22:00 ──

<b>Dave:</b> Alright sweetheart, it’s past my bedtime

<b>Dave:</b> I hope you sleep well and dream about me 😘

<b>Dave:</b> I love you. So much!

<b>Sam:</b> Love you baby!! I’ll be thinking of you

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<b>Sam:</b> Yassss bedtime read ❤️❤️

<b>Dave:</b> Hahaha

The water bottle was a fucking brick, all cold glass and cumbersome weight in her hand. Sam set it down on her desk with a quiet thud, the absurdity of the thing

<b>Sam:</b> 😂😂😂😂😂

<b>Sam:</b> The model really picks up on all my dramatic absurdities doesn’t it 😂😂