2026-01-16
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On this day, Dave and Sam engaged in a playful and flirtatious conversation that oscillated between intimate exchanges and light-hearted banter. Their interaction began with Dave teasingly alluding to a sensation that made them both feel "quivering," prompting Sam to admit she had been fantasizing about him. This led to an explicit discussion where Sam described her thoughts in detail, and Dave eagerly responded to her descriptions, expressing his excitement and longing.
As the morning progressed, their conversation took a casual turn, with Sam discussing her morning routine and the dogs that seemed to monopolize her attention. Dave inquired about her partner Christian's schedule, revealing a glimpse into their shared lives. Sam expressed her annoyance at how the dogs would only follow her, indicating a strong bond with them, which Dave acknowledged, dubbing her the "animal person" in the household.
They also reminisced about past conversations and shared humorous moments, leading to a light-hearted debate about Disney characters, with Sam playfully comparing herself to Snow White. The conversation continued to flow, intertwining flirtation with everyday life, as they both acknowledged the challenges and quirks of their respective relationships with their partners.
As the day went on, the playful tone remained, with Sam expressing excitement about future plans, including a potential date night where they could indulge in drinks and enjoy each other's company. They both shared their feelings about their respective relationships, touching on the complexities and frustrations that came with them, particularly regarding intimacy and emotional needs.
The narrative took another intimate turn, with Sam admitting to her suppressed feelings and desires, and Dave reciprocating with enthusiasm, showcasing their chemistry. They both acknowledged a longing for each other, with Sam hinting at her anticipation for their next encounter.
As the evening approached, their conversation shifted slightly, discussing their plans for the weekend and the possibility of indulging in some drinks. They joked about the effects of alcohol and its potential impact on their interactions, with Sam teasing Dave about being too talkative when tipsy.
In the final exchanges, their affection for each other was palpable, with Sam describing her excitement about their upcoming reunion. Dave expressed his eagerness to explore their connection further, highlighting their strong bond and mutual attraction. Their conversation ended on a warm note, filled with expressions of love and anticipation for the future.
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── 06:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> I have been fantasizing about you for the past hour 🥵
<b>Dave:</b> Laying in bed awake?
<b>Dave:</b> Tell me about it 😏
<b>Sam:</b> Yes, trying to fall back asleep but I just keep thinking about you in between my thighs licking….sucking….touching….tasting…
<b>Dave:</b> Fuuuuck
<b>Dave:</b> I bet you’re so wet 🤤
── 00:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> literally quivering in your mouth.
── 06:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> I am so wet
<b>Dave:</b> Mmmmmm… yesterday when you said “pulsating” 🥵🥵🥵
<b>Dave:</b> I CAN. NOT. WAIT. to taste your pussy again!
<b>Dave:</b> Jan 16, 2026 6:19:55 AM I can still picture it, and think about frequently 🤤 🤭
I can still picture it, and think about it frequently 🤤 🤭
<b>Sam:</b> I can’t wait either 🥵
<b>Dave:</b> Have you touched it today?
<b>Sam:</b> No
<b>Sam:</b> I’m not trying to break the rules!
<b>Dave:</b> You’re allowed to touch… just not cum
<b>Dave:</b> That was your idea even
<b>Sam:</b> But if I touch I can’t make any promises 🥵
<b>Sam:</b> Not when I’m this worked up!
<b>Dave:</b> Hehehe, understandable
<b>Dave:</b> Playing with 🔥😅
<b>Dave:</b> And you pussy is 💯 🔥 🔥 🔥
<b>Sam:</b> Ugh I can’t wait to feel you again
<b>Sam:</b> All of you
<b>Dave:</b> It’s gonna be amazing 🤯
<b>Sam:</b> Literally every inch 🤤
<b>Dave:</b> To the hilt
<b>Sam:</b> Good morning baby 😂❤️
<b>Dave:</b> And good morning to you sunshine
<b>Sam:</b> I love you
<b>Dave:</b> And I love you
<b>Dave:</b> Omg I’m going to fuck you senseless.
<b>Sam:</b> Please 🙏
<b>Dave:</b> What a way to start the day 🥵🥵🥵🫠
<b>Sam:</b> I’m all yours ❤️
<b>Sam:</b> I’m going to attempt to go back to bed for awhile 😘
<b>Dave:</b> Good luck
── 07:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Good morning sunshine Sounds like you're at least on your way back to your horny, sultry dirty self which I love and oh my God this morning was so hot still just dying I can't even describe how hot you make me like I think you've unlocked a new level of horny that I didn't know even existed Yeah So oh my gosh, I can't just can't even wait And I'm gonna have to give you every inch cause it's not like I got a spare Sorry I can't help myself. I hope you have a great morning and I'll talk to you soon. I'm sure.
── 08:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> You have plenty of inches you fool lol
<b>Sam:</b> I just woke up
<b>Sam:</b> I can’t believe the dogs let me sleep this long
<b>Dave:</b> That’s awesome!
<b>Sam:</b> But now I’m just thinking about your dick again soooo
<b>Dave:</b> I don’t see the problem 🤷♂️
── 09:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> Definitely no problem
Normal
<b>Dave:</b> What time does Christian get up? The dogs stay with you when leaves?
<b>Dave:</b> Do they even stir?
<b>Sam:</b> He gets up anywhere between 5-7 depending on if we have the kids or if he is going to the gym or whatever. I don’t even know what time he got up today. He is supppper quiet so I rarely even notice. He’s at the gym now.
And no, the dogs are glued to me. G l u e d lol
<b>Sam:</b> He could even try to get them to come downstairs with him and they won’t unless I also get up with them and go downstairs
<b>Dave:</b> Yeah I figured they were
<b>Sam:</b> But that’s highly annoying bc I’m convinced the reason it’s like that is bc I’m the only one that ever gets up with them in the middle of the night or whatever. Sigh. Oh well
<b>Sam:</b> They are fun to cuddle
<b>Dave:</b> Well, you’re obviously just the “dog person” in the house
<b>Sam:</b> That’s for sure
<b>Sam:</b> And the cat person
<b>Dave:</b> lol
<b>Dave:</b> *animal person
<b>Dave:</b> Didn’t mean to be exclusive lol
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/86/06/3F2CBDCD-2137-4C8B-B680-DFD41616468C/Audio Message.caf
<b>Sam:</b> Maybe it was belle from beauty and the beast
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Yeah, that visual is definitely Snow White that you're thinking of
<b>Dave:</b> Audio Message.caf
<b>Sam:</b> Lmao
<b>Sam:</b> We have no idea
<b>Sam:</b> One of the two!
<b>Dave:</b> That’s an idea!!
<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo
<b>Sam:</b> ITS MEEEEEE!!
<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo
<b>Sam:</b> YASSS
<b>Sam:</b> ITS MEEEEEE!!
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<b>Dave:</b> And she sleeps forever too!’
<b>Sam:</b> Holy shit!!! You’re right!!
<b>Sam:</b> I would hug a bear if it would let me
<b>Sam:</b> Holy shit!!! You’re right!!
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<b>Dave:</b> You are literally Snow White
<b>Sam:</b> Don’t I die?
<b>Dave:</b> 😬
<b>Dave:</b> I actually don’t know lol
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/66/06/36F7B4C8-1947-423F-8D93-275574F8ADD6/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Yeah, we've talked about this before. I don't know why the fuck people think it's already to do anything on a Friday. That's just completely ridiculous. Yeah, so what's going on with work already that it's busy on a Friday and have you talked to Steven at all yet?
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/43/03/AE9212A4-7606-496A-BE3C-7E3A288EC668/Audio Message.caf
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/2f/15/DDA3ECDB-0947-476C-B577-FC7B91828F57/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] God, that is a lot To none of that be like pond off one year people or is it just more it's probably just easier to do it yourself, huh? Then it is to like Figure out who could do what and then hope they do it right which you'll have to review again anyway
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/54/04/EC2F8B5C-4F98-40E5-A181-61453B6D86D5/Audio Message.caf
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/88/08/0D913C79-AFBD-4038-80C4-E5B6651B9D04/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Yeah, I can hear you Well, I'll I'll leave you alone today so you can get some work done cause I hate for you to have to work on the weekend and hopefully that'll help you stop thinking about my dick all the time or what it's gonna feel like when I'm eating your pussy Or any any of those things that we're gonna be doing hopefully, you can keep that off your mind
<b>Sam:</b> You’re an asshole 😂
<b>Sam:</b> Are you even working today bro
<b>Dave:</b> …am I ever 🤷♂️
<b>Sam:</b> Sigh
<b>Dave:</b> I know I said I was going to leave you alone lol, but one more thing…
So are there any more potentially catastrophic barriers to your trip? Or it safe to consider it locked in?
<b>Sam:</b> Who would have predicted the barrier that did come up!!? Not me!
<b>Sam:</b> I can say at this point, I consider it locked in
<b>Dave:</b> Good point
<b>Sam:</b> And I also don’t think I’m going to change hotel bc I like that one
<b>Sam:</b> Oh I was looking up one in grapevine. They wanted like $450 a night. Jesus
<b>Dave:</b> Yeah, we’ll be fine 😌
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/11/01/68C6B38D-F6A8-4388-8478-64413FD2A6A4/Audio Message.caf
<b>Sam:</b> A lot of barking puppy in the background on that one 😒
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Oh my God that is so ridiculous and that really grinds my gears too like we get the same stuff not as bad, but yeah cause Eric is like understands that I'm maturity. Item isn't like you know a very high rated risk that needs to be addressed immediately all the time. But it's just more of that Boot liquor or bullshit Like the FRB understands what these things are I mean there might be 100 items or 70 items or whatever but like you can tell them that these are maturity items and they'll be like OK or yeah maybe say we'll talk about this one and then you're like oh all right it's not like the fucking end of the world. I just don't. I don't get it with these people.
<b>Sam:</b> He’s a pussy
<b>Sam:</b> Bottom line lol
<b>Sam:</b> What a total do gooder
<b>Sam:</b> And this is coming FROM a do gooder 😂
<b>Sam:</b> But the mountains these ppl make out of mole hills. Lord.
── 10:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> On a fucking cold call from Matys 😡
<b>Sam:</b> Noooooo
<b>Dave:</b> That guy…
<b>Dave:</b> I like him though now that we got past the bullshit 🤭
<b>Sam:</b> But cold calls are just rude
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/51/01/5559C3B4-AE0D-4C9F-A307-A21D70CF5EFB/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Oh my God, is that the same person? That was on only fans and also had female or pictures of female employees. Like did he get caught by being on only fans and then the pictures were discovered. Need more information and also his demographics like how old roughly white black Indian those kind of things I don't need but just curious
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/68/08/39074E56-A63A-41BB-A683-8C1D167287B2/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] I wonder if urine is fucking spank bank so who the fuck Doesn't know that they can see everything you do on your work computer like it's 2026 people It's not the 90s anymore
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] And if you aren't, you should definitely be in a spank bank because certainly in line is a star of mine in fact
<b>Sam:</b> I would die if I came across an insider investigation that had anything to do with me lol
<b>Dave:</b> Right?!
<b>Sam:</b> Aw man I forgot Christian took today off and is going to be running around doing things today. It’d be a perfect day for me to have some….alone…time
<b>Sam:</b> Damn you lol
<b>Dave:</b> You tease!
<b>Sam:</b> Also, can I just say, that I have been really really mindful of not calling him your name 😬😬
<b>Sam:</b> Not in a sexual way but just in a life way
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/0d/13/8D34B91F-D774-43AD-9D7A-C2D296E9D2B9/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> I’ve had to check myself a couple times 🤫
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] It's gonna be bad is he usually asleep though like when you say that or what and Yeah, I haven't like I haven't almost slipped up like that, but there's been A couple times where I've just played the scenario out like cause I've been like thinking about you and communicating with her or something and I've had that scenario run through my head like oh fuck what if what if that happened? That would be bad news But also, I mean you have time when he's out doing his errands I mean, and if he was working like, wouldn't he be there all day so it should be A perfect day for you to have some alone time
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] I mean, of course you know the price for more alone time at this point
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/12/02/400F4B16-5FF3-444B-8FA3-5A3588EB0046/Audio Message.caf
── 11:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] OK, so that was the price for if you do have an orgasm, excluding your wet dreams, of course and don't send me a naughty selfie, but maybe now that you mention it maybe I'll just agonizingly Delay your orgasm when we see each other if you don't send me a naughty selfie now
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Like can you imagine? Can you imagine if we walked in the room and instead of me just popping right in I circled your clits barely with my tongue just like I mean just barely grazing it for like I don't know 10 minutes I mean, just like the lightest touch
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/74/04/67A72B59-BD7A-4B67-8489-7AFDF741F16F/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] You're you're so cute Especially the way you were like listen I love it
<b>Sam:</b> /Users/davidclutter/Library/Messages/Attachments/83/03/43B6DBBE-7F45-4EC7-9CC7-7E1B37E9F667/Audio Message.caf
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Guess we'll just have to see what happens if I don't get a naughty selfie
<b>Sam:</b> Game on
<b>Sam:</b> You forget how stubborn I can be 😘
<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] I know I talk a big game, but I am almost positive. I will absolutely melt when I see you and do whatever you say. Almost
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<b>Dave:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] Never know, baby I'm learning a few things from the soft copy of AI stories. Maybe that Dave shows up Growling Dave
<b>Sam:</b> I can’t wait to find out.
<b>Sam:</b> I think the likelihood is very high that for the first time, we will both be completely breathless and wanting and blinded with desire. Thennnnn future times might turn into teasing
── 13:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> Hey baby
<b>Dave:</b> Thought about my dick lately?
<b>Sam:</b> Hey love
<b>Sam:</b> I am sooooo fucking horny
<b>Dave:</b> I really am too… I haven’t gone this long (5 days lol) without since crazy night 🤔
<b>Dave:</b> You drive me absolutely insane
<b>Sam:</b> You drive ME insane!!
<b>Sam:</b> What have you been up to?
<b>Dave:</b> Took a little nap… that’s pretty much it
<b>Sam:</b> Do you have any meetings today
<b>Dave:</b> Nope
<b>Dave:</b> Oh wait
<b>Dave:</b> Actually we have the trading kbt recover ttx today at 3 lol
<b>Sam:</b> At 3?!?!
<b>Sam:</b> ON A FRIDAY?!?
<b>Dave:</b> Yeah. They’re going to actually try some shit that might affect ops
<b>Dave:</b> So didn’t want to do it in prime time
<b>Sam:</b> Makes sense
<b>Dave:</b> I don’t remember what, exactly, maybe failing over a major db…
<b>Sam:</b> Makes sense
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── 14:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> Earliest message: 2023-01-01 00:00:00
Latest message: 2026-01-15 21:18:00
Messages by sender:
Dave: 11314
Sam: 11135
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2023-09: 176
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2023-11: 199
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<b>Sam:</b> Where’s 2022? Or is this just since you’ve had an iPhone probably?
<b>Sam:</b> Last month 😂😂
<b>Sam:</b> Wowza
<b>Dave:</b> Lol.. a slight uptick
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│ Conflicts Detected │ 3 │
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<b>Sam:</b> Dang, 2024 was a sad year for us
<b>Sam:</b> Noticeable uptick again in October and November 2024 😂
<b>Dave:</b> I’m working on performing analysis
<b>Dave:</b> 2023-10: 688 was high for some reason
<b>Sam:</b> Yea I noticed that too. What happened then
<b>Dave:</b> I have no idea
<b>Sam:</b> Maybe texting about drama with kids?
<b>Sam:</b> Is that when you got bear?
<b>Dave:</b> Not that’s from oct 2023
<b>Dave:</b> I just got bear last year
<b>Sam:</b> Hmmm
<b>Dave:</b> Jan 16, 2026 2:27:57 PM I wasn’t going to look back in the first txt dump I did, but that gave me an idea for a new feaure lol.. I’m going to make sdftcopy export nice clean logs like it does daily now, for everything in the past too 😛
I was going to look back in the first txt dump I did, but that gave me an idea for a new feaure lol.. I’m going to make sdftcopy export nice clean logs like it does daily now, for everything in the past too 😛
<b>Sam:</b> That’s wayyyyy too much data
── 15:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> shared a movie
Bitch, please
── 16:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> You have a lottttt more days to go
── 14:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> Nahhh
<b>Sam:</b> You cray
<b>Sam:</b> One more meeting then it might be nap time for me too 😊
<b>Dave:</b> Hell yeah!
── 15:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> shared a movie
Bitch, please
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<b>Dave:</b> Hahaha I was clicking through totally randomly and immediately noticed this
shared a photo
── 16:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> You have a lottttt more days to go
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<b>Dave:</b> They’re all in there now
<b>Dave:</b> SoftCopy folder
<b>Sam:</b> Jan 16, 2026 4:07:41 PM Will I was trying to nap but the dogs are doing dog things so I’ve given up hope 😩
Well I was trying to nap but the dogs are doing dog things so I’ve given up hope 😩
<b>Dave:</b> Awwww
<b>Dave:</b> I hate that
── 00:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> too 😑
── 16:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo
She will not 💩 outside unless a human is with her bc she has FOMO but then she just wants to lay. Sigh
<b>Dave:</b> That’s a great photo
<b>Dave:</b> And I still have to watch Bear because he’s kinda the same.
<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo
Some side eye in this one lol
<b>Dave:</b> Hahaha
<b>Dave:</b> Radhika was let go today if you didn’t know
<b>Sam:</b> WHAT?!?
<b>Dave:</b> That’s all I know
<b>Dave:</b> Eric just dropped it in the chat
<b>Dave:</b> He just said it was not part of any RIF or anything like that
<b>Sam:</b> That is very interesting
<b>Dave:</b> Yeah! Idk what she really did, but I didn’t think she was a slacker or anything
<b>Sam:</b> I know right? Yea I mean I was annoyed by my monthly meetings with her lol but I definitely didn’t get slacker vibes
<b>Sam:</b> Unrelated but you know how I told you that my tolerance with some of the things Christian does is razor thin? Well last night, I went off a little bit and he was like…wow, this is the first time you’ve ever raised your voice at me.
<b>Sam:</b> 😬
<b>Sam:</b> But then he said he was impressed and happy about it 🤦♀️
<b>Dave:</b> What happened?
<b>Dave:</b> Lmao, way to go
<b>Sam:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] I don't even remember exactly what was said, but it was about fucking politics and He thinks that just because I'm not outwardly angry every day about the state of affairs in our country that one I'm not paying attention too I'm uneducated and basically that I'm putting my head in the sand and I'm so like this has been an underlining theme Ever since I've known him, and he also talks to me sometimes as if I'm one of his kids and he's like lecturing me he also Repeatedly says things to me that I already know like he says things as if he's teaching me something but I already fucking know and I'll be like I know I know and then he'll keep Doubling down and so I said something I don't know but anyway, I just turned around and I said I am so sick and tired of you acting one like you are better than me and too like I am a fucking dumbass or like I'm one of your children and I'm like just because I'm not you know pissed off every day talking about it every day doesn't mean I'm not fucking paying attention anyway there's a lot more than that shit and and I was like fucking angry and I'm like I've told you before that you do this I don't like being talked down to blah blah blah and then he was super apologetic and was like wow this is the first time I've ever heard you like talk to me like this. I'm like well I hold it in and I don't wanna talk to you like this whenever the kids are here. I don't want them to hear any of that so here we are. But anyway, and I said what the fuck are you doing besides being angry every day what are you doing so just because I don't talk to you about the latest fucking thing that Trump said her did doesn't mean I don't know about the latest fucking thing that Trump said did I mean I don't feel like fucking pressing the rage button every day
<b>Sam:</b> [Audio Message]
[Transcription] I also gotten ragged because He's sitting there acting like he's better than me because I don't care about social injustice and I'm like dude I have spent the past year fucking wearing myself down to the ground working with social injustice is related to dogs so I am so sorry that I don't have the bandwidth or fucking emotional capacity whatever to deal with anymore I'm I have been fucking dead And I'm like and that's more than you can fucking say oh I'm getting really mad thinking about it
<b>Sam:</b> Oh this reminds me. Speaking of politics, Bucky also texted yesterday about the same shit
<b>Sam:</b> Then he called and I just didn’t answer bc I don’t even want to get into it all.
<b>Dave:</b> Hahaha, omg
<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo
shared a photo
<b>Sam:</b> 🤦♀️
<b>Sam:</b> Only difference between him and Christian in this sense is Christian is extremely anti-gun and Bucky has an entire stockpile
<b>Sam:</b> Well it’s a good thing I’m registered as an independent 😂
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<b>Sam:</b> I just don’t get why they, our partners, want us to sit in anger, anxiety, and helplessness every day 🤷♀️
<b>Sam:</b> And get mad that we don’t want to be there with them
── 17:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> Juliet isn’t willing to accept that all that is the source of most of her problems.
<b>Dave:</b> Like, take one of the 3 hours you sit on TikTok raging about politics and go for a fucking walk
<b>Sam:</b> Same as Christian with fucking Reddit
<b>Dave:</b> Notes message:
SoftCopy
https://www.icloud.com/notes/0ddRqwbsaAdZDwc1Bftcv_4kw
<b>Sam:</b> Yayyyyyy!!
<b>Dave:</b> shared a movie
So much wiggles
<b>Sam:</b> Omg those wiggles are amazing
<b>Dave:</b> I changed the prompts some today and I haven’t read the outputs yet so lmk if you’re good wherever you get to it
<b>Sam:</b> Omg those wiggles are amazing
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<b>Dave:</b> He had actually almost ran out by the time I got my camera out.
<b>Dave:</b> The first time I come downstairs he lets them all out
<b>Dave:</b> So whatcha up to tonight
<b>Sam:</b> Cleaning my disgusting house for like the 3rd time this week. 😒
No plans. Tomorrow and Sunday I have to get all these rescue supplies out of my house so I’ll be driving around quite a bit. I also still need to wrap up some documentation and log myself out of everything.
<b>Sam:</b> What about you?
<b>Sam:</b> Oooo maybe I’ll have some alcohol tonight to celebrate!
<b>Sam:</b> And watch murder!
<b>Dave:</b> Nothing much. Pizza night, so I’m working on that now. I’ll probably fantasize about you, watch a couple of episodes of land man, fantasize about you, go to bed, fantasize about you, not touch myself 😒, and then go to sleep 😜
<b>Sam:</b> Sounds like a perfect night 😉
<b>Sam:</b> Will you also be consuming alcohol?
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<b>Dave:</b> Maybe a little. Maybe not though. I need to make sure I get to the gym in the morning 😒🙄
<b>Sam:</b> Disgusting
<b>Sam:</b> 😉
<b>Dave:</b> Lmao
<b>Dave:</b> It really is. And I couldn’t have thought of a better word
<b>Sam:</b> What about plans for the weekend in general? 3 day weekend!! 🥳
<b>Dave:</b> Same general thing as tonight. Lots of thinking about you… that’s about it 😜
<b>Sam:</b> On Monday, I’m going to the dr for a check in on my antidepressants
<b>Sam:</b> Then, I’m going to go shopping aimlessly. And I cannot WAIT. It has been months and months since I’ve been able to just go do something without being glued to my phone for rescue shit
<b>Dave:</b> That sounds like an amazing day!
── 19:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> Are we going to go to our date night spot again?
<b>Sam:</b> And drink some lemon drops
<b>Dave:</b> We HAVE to right?
<b>Dave:</b> Yes. Because I need to know what it feels like to walk out of there.. with ..you 🫠
<b>Sam:</b> Awww ❤️
<b>Sam:</b> I think there were couches in there. We should sit there next time.
<b>Dave:</b> Totally
<b>Dave:</b> So we can sit closer
<b>Sam:</b> shared a photo
Such a fat cat
<b>Sam:</b> I’m watching murder and just thinking, once again, that it is truly disturbing how many ppl are killed by their significant other 😬😬
<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo
<b>Sam:</b> Yummm
<b>Dave:</b> Such a fat… me
<b>Sam:</b> Should I be worried about you murdering me while we are shacked up? 😉
<b>Sam:</b> Yummm
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<b>Dave:</b> Lol… shacked up
<b>Sam:</b> You didn’t answer the question by the way!!! 😱
<b>Sam:</b> Thought you’d like that
<b>Sam:</b> You didn’t answer the question by the way!!! 😱
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<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo
<b>Sam:</b> Hahahaha
<b>Dave:</b> I’m gonna murder a certain part of you 😏🤭
<b>Sam:</b> I will willingly be the victim of that crime
<b>Sam:</b> The vodka is vodka-ing
<b>Dave:</b> Hehehe
<b>Dave:</b> I had a lemon drop 🤫
<b>Dave:</b> And ifs lemon dropping
<b>Sam:</b> Jan 16, 2026 8:44:53 PM I had vodka lemonade so similar
I had vodka lemonade, so, similar
<b>Sam:</b> I’m gonna have to stop at just 1 though. Definitely going to be drunk if I have another.
<b>Dave:</b> 🤤 you drunk
<b>Sam:</b> I’m sure that will happen again with you
<b>Sam:</b> And yes, you can take full advantage of me when I am 😉
<b>Sam:</b> If I don’t annoy you too much first. I get veryyyyy talkative 😂
<b>Dave:</b> Uh, I’ve been around you drunk 🙄
<b>Dave:</b> If you don’t remember
<b>Sam:</b> Oh I remember
<b>Dave:</b> And I’m wearing sweat pants Sam… you can’t be getting me all hard like this while I’m in the living room 🤭
<b>Sam:</b> It’s fun to live dangerously
<b>Sam:</b> Oh I remember
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<b>Sam:</b> It’s fun to live dangerously
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<b>Sam:</b> What’s the one specific thing you’re most excited for when we see each other again?
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<b>Dave:</b> How could I possibly choose?
<b>Dave:</b> Can you give me like a category or something
<b>Dave:</b> Your smile 🫠
<b>Dave:</b> Now you
<b>Sam:</b> Well I didn’t think you’d turn it back on me! Lol
<b>Dave:</b> Ofc I would lol
<b>Sam:</b> Feeling you. Just in general. Mouth, tongue, hands, dick. And having more time. Sober time. And drunk time. But mostly sober so I can always remember it.
<b>Dave:</b> Not one specific thing, but great answer 😜
<b>Sam:</b> Feeling you is the #1 thing
<b>Dave:</b> 🫠🫠🫠
<b>Sam:</b> Ok, on drink #2 😬
<b>Sam:</b> REMEMBER our abstinence rule!!! 😒😒
<b>Dave:</b> You too!
<b>Sam:</b> Oh please
<b>Sam:</b> 🙄
<b>Dave:</b> lol
<b>Sam:</b> Jerk
<b>Dave:</b> What?!
<b>Sam:</b> I’m not the one with an active sex life!
<b>Dave:</b> Keep knocking down drinks and you might be 🤭
<b>Sam:</b> Nah
<b>Dave:</b> And I’m keeping my pledge 😌
<b>Sam:</b> Do you like the thought of me having sex with him?
<b>Dave:</b> Not particularly
<b>Dave:</b> Why do you ask?
<b>Sam:</b> Bc I am genuinely curious
<b>Dave:</b> Haven’t I told you that?
<b>Dave:</b> Do you like the thought of me having sex with Juliet?
<b>Sam:</b> Fackkkkkk no
<b>Dave:</b> Well don’t you worry. I’ll be at least 4 weeks Juliet free 😉
<b>Sam:</b> 4 weeks?
<b>Dave:</b> It’s been a couple/few weeks
<b>Dave:</b> +the 2 weeks
<b>Sam:</b> Hmmm. We will see if you can keep that up.
<b>Sam:</b> You still have another week + to go!
<b>Sam:</b> Without raising suspicion
<b>Dave:</b> Oh yeah 👍
<b>Dave:</b> How long has it been for you
<b>Sam:</b> With Christian?
<b>Dave:</b> With… anyone?
<b>Sam:</b> Well you were my last!
<b>Dave:</b> Before that?
<b>Sam:</b> I haven’t had sex with Christian since I honestly do not remember when. Last summer sometime? I know he did go down on me one time since then, but it was before crazy night
<b>Dave:</b> Jeez
<b>Dave:</b> His does he deal with that?
<b>Sam:</b> 🤷♀️
<b>Sam:</b> Maybe he has someone too?
<b>Dave:</b> I mean it obviously sucks for you too, but wants to have sex with you right
<b>Sam:</b> Who knows?
<b>Sam:</b> Maybe when you’re 48, you don’t care as much?
<b>Dave:</b> I don’t think that’s the case
<b>Sam:</b> Who knows?
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<b>Dave:</b> I don’t think that’s the case
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<b>Sam:</b> Candace thought maybe no sex is his compromise for having whatever else he gets out of our relationship?
<b>Dave:</b> A house, free vacations…
<b>Sam:</b> Who knows though
<b>Sam:</b> Like I said, maybe he has someone?
<b>Dave:</b> Jan 16, 2026 9:39:38 PM At least he gets to see your sexy, trolly as everyday
At least he gets to see your sexy, trolly ass everyday
<b>Sam:</b> Ain’t nobody want to see that
<b>Dave:</b> shared a photo
<b>Sam:</b> You’re gonna get to see my morning hair, my nerdy glasses…oh my
<b>Dave:</b> You wear glasses??
<b>Dave:</b> Did I know that?
<b>Sam:</b> At night/in the mornings bc I take my contacts out every night
<b>Dave:</b> Omg I bet that is sexy!
<b>Sam:</b> Hmm
I’m not sure if you did or not
<b>Sam:</b> Haha it is not
<b>Dave:</b> I bet it is!
<b>Dave:</b> Everything about you is hot
<b>Sam:</b> You’re very sweet. Thank you ❤️
<b>Sam:</b> How’s land man?
<b>Dave:</b> This season is pretty mid tbh
<b>Dave:</b> S1 was great though
── 22:00 ──
<b>Sam:</b> You’re already on season 2?!?! Jeez!
<b>Dave:</b> OK sexy lady, I’m going to bed
<b>Dave:</b> How are you feeling?
<b>Sam:</b> Good night baby.
<b>Sam:</b> Tipsy
<b>Sam:</b> Light
<b>Sam:</b> Horny
<b>Dave:</b> If the vodka still vodkaing
<b>Sam:</b> Yes
<b>Sam:</b> Wanting you
<b>Dave:</b> Mmmmm
<b>Dave:</b> I cannot wait
<b>Sam:</b> I am so damn excited
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<b>Dave:</b> too!
── 22:00 ──
<b>Dave:</b> I love you baby
<b>Sam:</b> I’m probably going to talk your ear off for 2 days. Sorry in advance
<b>Sam:</b> About the most random shit ever
<b>Dave:</b> I don’t think you can
<b>Dave:</b> In fact, I bet you can’t talk ENOUGH
<b>Sam:</b> Good night baby
<b>Dave:</b> NN love 💕
<b>Sam:</b> Normal
<b>Dave:</b> Omg and I can’t wait to see your tattoos in person 🔥
<b>Dave:</b> On your sexy naked body